COMING SOON
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COMING SOON 〰️
More Satisfying Than Your Last Relationship
Welcome to Third Date Coffee — where flavour comes first, people are sound, and the queue’s full of good-looking weirdos. Get in. Stay a while. Or don’t. It’s not a situationship. It’s a cult.
This Is a Cult. Join Quietly.
Third Date Coffee isn't a lifestyle brand pretending to be a café. It is a café that accidentally became a lifestyle. We serve bold espresso, pour-over that's practically a séance, and alt milk without the alt-attitude.
No fake smiles. No clipboard interns. Just good people making great coffee — from a place that gives a damn about detail, depth, and doing things our way.
Alt milk? No surcharge because we’re not monsters.
Menu highlights.
Flat White
Small cup. Big energy. Less bitter than your ex.
Cappuccino
The classic. Frothy, foamy, and proper.
Americano
No frills, just coffee.
Latte
For those who like a little more milk with their kick.
Espresso
One shot. No small talk.
Partnered with Luckie Beans
We don’t just serve coffee — we serve culture in a cup. That’s why we’ve partnered with Luckie Beans, an independent Scottish roaster who share our obsession with quality, sustainability, and flavour.
Their blend is bold, chocolatey, and subtle undertones of praline and blackcurrant — a perfect fit for Third Date’s post-punk soul. Roasted in small batches in Galashiels, every bag is crafted to deliver consistency, depth, and character.
Whether you’re sipping in-store or brewing at home, you’re tasting coffee that’s made with intent — not compromise.
Take Us Home.
We Won’t Judge Your Kettle.
Stocking our own signature roast (whole or ground), plus cult-classic merch you’ll actually want to wear. Tote bags, enamel pins, maybe even a hoodie if the vibes are right.
[TAKE THE CULT HOME]*
*Whole beans. Ground. Tote bags. Bad decisions. Delivered.
You Came for the Coffee. Stay for the Records.
Other side of the shop? A curated collection of vinyl.
All part of Third Date — a local food and culture outfit that believes in doing one thing well. Then another. Then another. Poor impulse control, great taste.
Check the stickers on your cup. You’ll figure it out.
Get Rewarded for Your Devotion.
Because your third coffee should be free. So should your sixth. And if you keep coming back, you might get a T-shirt, a secret menu item, or your name scrawled on our bathroom mirror. Who knows? We make the rules.
Loyalty cards available in-store. Or just flash us your awkward grin.
This Could Be the Start of Something Real.
Swing by. Stay weird. Tell your pals. Or don’t. We’re not needy.