COMING SOON
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COMING SOON 〰️
Our Manifesto.
This isn’t just what we serve. It’s what we believe in.
Every item below is here on purpose.
No fluff. No seasonal unicorn syrup nonsense.
This is our coffee code — brewed, tested, and occasionally argued over behind the counter.
BEANS
£2.80
ESPRESSO
One shot. No chat. Just respect.
£2.80
£3.30
AMERICANO
No frills, just coffee.
£3.30
£3.80
FLAT WHITE
Small, bold, silky. Confident energy in a 6oz cup.
£3.80
£3.80
LATTE
Big mug, soft milk, emotional comfort. It’s okay to need this.
£3.80
£3.80
CAPPUCCINO
Frothy, dramatic, surprisingly reliable.
£3.80
£4.00
MOCHA
Coffee and chocolate walking hand in hand, probably listening to Slowdive.
£4.00
DECAF AVAILABLE
We don’t judge.
SYRUP
+0.50
On the house — we’re not monsters.
ALT MILK
Oat or Almond.
On the house — we’re not monsters.
TEA
£2.80
BREAKFAST
A proper cup of tea.
£2.80
£2.90
EARL GREY
Fancy. Fragrant. A little bit posh.
£2.90
£2.90
GREEN
Lighter, cleaner, zen-er.
£2.90
£2.90
PEPPERMINT
Caffeine-free and refreshing.
£2.90
BREAKFAST (7AM–11AM)
No shame. No judgment. Just filthy good food to get you through the morning.
£5.00
The Whole 12 Inches
Foot-long link sausage baguette. Served with brown sauce, ketchup, or both. (Add cheese? We’re not judging.)
£5.00
£3.50
The Streaky Tease
Crispy back bacon in a warm morning roll. (Optional: add a tattie scone and risk total collapse.)
£3.50
£5.00
Faux Real (Vegan)
Plant-based sausage, hash brown, vegan mayo, soft white roll. Tastes like it shouldn’t be legal.
£5.00
PASTRIES
Fresh, flaky, and gone before you know it.
£3.20
CROISSANT
Classic and buttery.
£3.20
£3.50
PAIN AU CHOCOLAT
Layers of pastry and chocolate — enough said.
£3.50
£3.80
CINNAMON ROLL
Sweet, spiced, and impossible to share.
£3.80